She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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