its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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