absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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