i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
