I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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