she was so not down for the gang bang
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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