a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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