I'm lost and stupid without you.
4 words: hood of his car
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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