I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
