Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
