How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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