I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I need to wash the frat house off of me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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