Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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