His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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