how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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