Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
