Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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