: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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