I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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