I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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