: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Randomize
