you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just had sex on a roof
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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