try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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