No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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