I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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