i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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