I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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