Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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