Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
i believe in u and ur pee
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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