This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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