Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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