i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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