I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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