okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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