What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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