awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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