she was so not down for the gang bang
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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