Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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