We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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