Dual....:-)
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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