Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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