dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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