What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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