Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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