Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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