Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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