Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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