Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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