The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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