Sponge bath it is.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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