Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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