Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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