Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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