All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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